Synchromysticism

" Synchromysticism:
The art of realizing meaningful coincidence in the seemingly mundane with mystical or esoteric significance."

- Jake Kotze

July 13, 2014

Itsy Bitsy (Scary?) Bears

I wrote a post a while back on this company's scary looking 
"Face Biscuits"
Scary FACE BISCUITS?
And now when I picked up some Itsy Bitsy Bears I find these creepy looking drawings of what the biscuits should look like...thank heavens they don't though, because they are almost unrecognizable as bears, even when you pull them out of the packet.
Itsy Bitsy Bears biscuits.
 I'm sure Orgran pay Stephen King to design their biscuits for them.
Do these two bears above remind you of any particular movie?
REDRUM is a new movie inspired design for DISTURBIA Clothing.
It's enough to give me nightmares when I'm walking down the biscuit isle in my supermarket.
And I like The Grateful Dead as much as the next hippie, but come on, that bear pictured above is a total rip-off of the Dead's merchandise.
Oh well, I guess Orgran could have come up with worse designs for their biscuits.
As for taste, the biscuits are horror-able kid's food, too.
Probably best chopping them out of your kid's diet in hindsight ;-)

2 comments:

Mike Perry said...

Scary bears that's for sure ... seems you can't even eat biscuits without getting the jitters ... glad they haven't reached our shores yet.

Trish and Rob MacGregor said...

Scary bears - yikes! I think I'll pass on these things.