We Need A War On Donuts,Too!-)

Scene from The Greatest Show On Earth

I took a picture of this still frame from The Greatest Show On Earth at the time that I took all of the pictures for a post about the movie.
I didn't know why I took the picture at the time, I just thought I might want to use it in the future for some reason.
Then one of the blogs I've been following anonymously (iAhuasca) has this interesting and amusing post -  
Master of Donuts

adapting lines from Aleister Crowley's Diary of a Drug Fiend and substituting Crowley's drug of choice for the doughnut addiction of the blogger.

"21. So-and-so has taken it for years, is still taking it, and is the most remarkable man of his century."

Too much McDonalds can be a drag ;-)

 "17. My friend likes me to take it with her."

"19. I have given up cigarettes and alcohol, PROCESSED FOOD allows me to still enjoy life, and that isn't a crime."

"7. In spite of the knowledge of the disadvantages of processed food, I am really not sure whether it isn't better than the other life (organic, vegetarian).  
After all, I have an extraordinary control over my emotions through processed food, cigarettes, coffee, diet-soda, anti-depressants, and alcohol." 

 "16. I take it because it is prohibited.  I decline being treated like a silly schoolboy when I'm a responsible man."

"18. My ability to take it shows my superiority over other people."

 "14. I must not be a coward and say NO."

"13. It is quite certainly a mistake putting down all little discomforts as the result of taking it. Very likely, all of them are illusions, and simply my own illusions of GUILT.  
I am simply scaring myself into saying NO."

I'd like to see iAhuasca bring out a book called something like  

"Diary of a Donut Fiend: The Hole Story";-)