How is This Egg Guy Still Around?🥚💰🤑

I see people in my stats page viewing my old post -

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And I think how is this guy still around?
I used to eat two eggs every second day, until one day I needed to pee and couldn't.

And believe me that when you can't pee and are dying to pee it is f#ckin' scary. 

Then I read that (commercially produced) eggs are loaded with female hormones to get hens to lay more eggs and that can really f#ck with men's prostates.

I cut down massively on my egg consumption, eating eggs only once in a blue moon, and haven't suffered not being able to pee since, when I really need to pee.

Not to say that my flow has ever gone back to how things were in my youth, but at least I can pee when I have to now.

So, eating heaps of eggs is funny, until you really need to pee one day, and you c#nt, because the female hormones they feed to the hens to lay more eggs has f#cked your prostate:-)