Synchromysticism

" Synchromysticism:
The art of realizing meaningful coincidence in the seemingly mundane with mystical or esoteric significance."

- Jake Kotze

June 12, 2013

How to Get a Million Hits On Most of Your You Tube Clips

This guy from Perth averages about half a million hits on all of his You Tube videos ... and he has heaps.
Looking at most of them, the one thing they have as common ingredient is a chicken egg.
Why?
I have no idea, but it seems to be working for him.

Scrambled eggs?
So, if you've ever wondered how to get the views on your You Tubes and start making money ...
get some eggs and get cracking.
You too could be laughing all the way to the bank.
Or you could just buy 29 double yolk eggs and crack them into a bowl, without having to destroy your house in the process.
I made up a production company name for this guy's clips if he ever wants to use it.
And if you are thinking, why didn't you think of making lots of money with clips like these, it might be because you are sane.

6 comments:

  1. The secret is probably in the words 'How to ..' This is a massive market: you don't have to be able to do it yourself - just be able to tell others how to do it.

    When I published magazines I also sold 'How to .." publications!

    When at uni my son even made a tape (pre CD/DVDs) about 'How To Pass Exams' which he sold through my mags. Kept him in beer money.

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  2. Ah! So I need to make a song about eggs... hmmm...
    And he plays the ukulele too! Ha ha!

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  3. Weird and funny! Maybe it's the insane humor??

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  4. @Mike
    It's funny you should say that,because he has a video on how to make beer as well.
    Not that I would be spending my beer money on the finished product.-)

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  5. @King
    It was said that the song 'Yesterday' came to McCartney as
    'Scrambled Eggs',
    hence the reason I mentioned
    Scrambled Eggs in the post above.

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  6. Oh, and because they are funny of course!

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