Did Someone Say KFC: Sacred Coronation Oil Will Be Animal-Cruelty Free?🐔🐳🙀

Reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities,
 this oil will not include any ingredients from animals?

I was wondering if the 'Sacred Coronation Oil' recipe would be changed in these "WOKE" times we all seem to be sleeping through, after I had read about the 'Sacred Coronation Oil' recipe in the novel 'Moby Dick' using oil from whales and rare cats -

King Charles to be Coronated with 'Cat [and Whale?] Oil' in 2023, the Year of the Rabbit/Cat?!😾🐳♚🐇

Did someone say "Coronation Chicken"?-)

 Patented Podcast:
History of Inventions -
Coronation Chicken

But if the 'Sacred Coronation Oil' recipe is a secret recipe, then how do the people know that the media isn't lying to them about no animals being in it?

... THAT IT WON'T BE CAT OIL

Coronation of Charles III and 
Camilla (May 6th, 2023)

Did someone say KFC?-)

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor 
(born 6 May 2019)

King Charles III is Being Crowned on Archie's Birthday of May the 6th?🎂

Sigmund Freud
(6 May 1856 – 23 September 1939)

Freud Disappeared from the Earth in 1939, the Year of the Rabbit?🕳🐰