Synchromysticism

" Synchromysticism:
The art of realizing meaningful coincidence in the seemingly mundane with mystical or esoteric significance."

- Jake Kotze

July 10, 2025

National Fried Chicken Day Comes Before National Don’t Put All Your Eggs in One Omelet Day?πŸ₯šπŸ³πŸ”

I've never been a big fan of fried chicken, but last Sunday was 'National Fried Chicken Day' and with all the KFC TV ads promoting 'Christmas in July' because it's winter down here in Australia, I asked my son if he wanted some KFC for dinner that night.
He said yeah, but not KFC, as he found KFC chicken sickening and suggested Red Rooster fried chicken instead.
We settled on the 'Fried Pack' to share that Sunday night, so he ordered it on his phone, and I gave him my card to pay for it.
When he came back with the fried chicken, I asked him where the coleslaw was, and he said to me that they were out of 
coleslaw, so they gave us an extra chips instead.
I said oh great, more fat and salt that I don't want to eat and no coleslaw, which I was looking forward to eating with my chicken.
And after dipping a few chips into the tub they called gravy, I poured the gloop down the sink and put some tomato sauce from out of the fridge on my plate to dip my chips into. 
The whole meal felt as satisfying as a 
'Christmas in July' too, and I was glad to have a tin of Vanilla Pepsi to wash it all down with all the salt I could taste in that meal.
But even that wasn't enough, and I had to have a few glasses of water throughout the night to flush the salt through my organs.
I'll be sticking to eating normal chicken from now on and scratching 'National Fried Chicken Day' off my calender next year and many years to come, I think.
Every July 9th
Yesterday was 'National Don’t Put All Your Eggs in One Omelet Day', so I ordered a chicken omelet from my local Chinese take away and pondered the age-old question of what came first in that ingredient list:-)
What would our modern world be without
chicken (fried or otherwise) and eggs?-)

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