ChaOZ Zen?

Chaoz Koan: 
Why are you here?-)

FINDING ZEN?

I was re-reading Gordon White's book 'The Chaos Protocols' while I was listening to a 'Life, Death and the Space Between' podcast about Zen and listening to the news on TV, and a thought came to me - I wonder if anyone has thought of making a spin-off of this Chaos Magick malarkey by combining Zen meditation and calling it ChaOZ Zen?-)

You could put a Chaos Magickal spin on old koans, such as - "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it ... mean it was your fault?-)

How You Do Anything is How You Do Everything?

Would you like fries with that?-)

A zen prayer maybe?

Or ... if you use a Zen curtain does anyone see you sitting?

The Man Behind the 'Zen Curtain' Saves Rainbow Lorikeets in Oz?

Words, Sigils, Squiggles and Wishes?

UPDATE:

I was reading the illustrated 'The Book of Five Rings' and saw this picture above of Daruma, the first patriarch of Zen and I thought, gee, I'd hate to see how this bloke looked before he

discovered Zen:-)