Two Whale Tales Involving Two London Bridges on Black Friday?

A minke whale which can grow up to 33ft (10m) long, was found motionless on the river banks under Battersea Bridge late on Friday, the same day that a Polish chef who works in the kitchen at Fishmongers’ Hall, grabbed an unlikely weapon of a narwhal horn hanging on the wall there to chase down a killer on the
London Bridge?

Battersea Bridge whale found motionless on shore

13 years ago there was also a whale that died while being rescued  around the Battersea Bridge section of the river, just after the bridge was reopened -

The River Thames whale

London Bridge chef who fought attacker with 5ft whale tusk still in hospital

Truth, fiction and strangeness?

Knives Out on Black Friday?