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May 29, 2019

In These Vegan Times is it Politically Correct to Be Throwing Eggs?

I'm not a Vegan, but I find it rather ironic that after the spate of Vegan protests by activists in Australia lately that there has also been two high profile egg throwing protests.
Eggs aren't on a Vegan menu so I've got to presume that Vegans would be very disappointed at all of this political egg throwing shenanigans in the Australian press lately.
Woman charged with egging Scott Morrison fronts court
'Egg Boy' Will Connolly donates almost $100,000 to victims of Christchurch mosque shooting
We Are the Walruses?
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess 
Boy, you've been a naughty girl 
You let your knickers down 
I am the egg man 
They are the egg men 
I am the walrus 
Goo goo g'joob
Amber Holt, 24, was charged with assault
 after allegedly egging Scott Morrison
Australian PM Scott Morrison 
My Tattoo that I got after the Sharks win 
With me also being a Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks supporter like the current Australian Prime-Minister Scott Morrison, the irony is not lost on me that the "Egg Girl"'s name is Amber HOLT.
The Sharks were admitted to the National Rugby League competition in 1967, which was the same year the the
17th Prime Minister of Australia, Harold HOLT went for a swim at the beach and was never heard from again.
Until the Sharks won their first NRL Grand Final in 2016 the running joke was always that waiting for the Sharks to win their first grand final was like leaving the porch light on for Harold Holt.
So to "Egg Men and Women" looking  to throw food in protest, it might be better to throw strawberries from now on ... without pins in them though?-)

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